So what's a bigger rip off? A $900-$150,000 bag that makes you wait for 5 years or a $3 canvas tote bag with a picture of that $900 bag printed on it and sells for $35?
1. On a $3 canvas bag, draw the outline of the bag with a pencil
2. Go over the pencil lines with a Sharpie
3. Tell everyone the waiting list is actually 3 years, not 5 years as quoted in Sex and the City